Hi. I'm Toni Carmel. And tonight we're going 20,000 leagues under the sea...
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I'm in the moon pool with the handsome star of Sealab, Marco Rodriguez...
...de-something-Marquez.
Super. Now, Marco, what is all this stuff I'm wearing?
It's called a rebreather, Toni. And it's the same exact kind we use on Sealab.
Wow. That's exciting.
What an exciting show to work on.
You must be very excited...
-...to work on it. - Yeah.
Well, great.
Hey. To see the excitement firsthand, we're going to visit the animators animating.
Here we go.
So today, basically, we're finishing some 3-D spec processing for Dr. Quinn...
-...who's a character on the show. - He's on Sealab.
So, what we do at this stage...
...is Ed writes the 3-D modeling code...
-...for a character. - I write the code.
Other 3-D programs can't generate our level of reality.
So we had to invent a new program.
This is all new code.
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- And on top of that, we add skin. - Dr. Quinn is black.
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Yo, doc, have you seen Gus? Yo, doc, have you seen Gus?
- Yo, doc, have you seen Gus? - He's looking for Gus.
Ja. Someone order a delicious Onion Burst from Grizzlebee's?
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Wow. Welcome back. What a fun news commercial.
Earlier, I had the chance to talk with the creators...
...of the smash new action movie, Tinfins.
So, what are we waiting for? Let's get this party started.
Wow. I'm here with the director and executive producer...
...of the smash new action movie, Tinfins. Kid and Play.
- Hey, Toni. You sure looking hot. - Grace and peace, my dear.
So, Kid, or Play, what can we expect from the smash new action movie, Tinfins?
- Two words, Toni. "Ac-tion." - Smashing new action.
Wow.
I hope folks are ready for a thrill ride, Toni.
That's what they're gonna get, baby.
I bet they are.
Guys, if you want a movie...
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- What's the word I'm looking for? - The word, Toni, is "word."
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Great. Thanks so much for spending some time with us.
- You bet, Toni. Keep looking hot. - The pleasure is all yours.
Thanks, guys. We'll be right back after this.
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- All right. - Word to your mother.
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Welcome back. What a fun commercial.
Well, we've come to the moment you've all been waiting for.
Our exclusive sneak preview of this summer's hottest action movie, Tinfins.
So strap in and get ready to get wet, right after this.
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Welcome back. What a fun commercial.
We've come to the moment you've all been waiting for...
...our exclusive sneak preview of this summer's hottest action movie, Tinfins.
So strap in and get ready to get wet.
Would you put your brain in a robot body?
What, like a robot human body?
Yeah.
No.
I'd put it in something better.
In the world's second most advanced research facility...
Welcome to Sealab.
...a brilliant scientist has created a new life form.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Marla.
- Holy crap. - What have you done?
But in order to survive...
I took nature's most perfect killing machine and needlessly turned it into a robot.
...they'll have to destroy his creation.
- Get him out of there. Something's wrong. - Oh, you think?
- She cut the power. - How the hell can it cut the power?
- It's a shark. - Holy crap.
Let's go fishing.
Wow. That was great. What a fun movie.
Well, it's time for me to come up for air.
See you at the movies.
Hey, save some popcorn for me, would you?
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Let's get out of here. The cops are coming.
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